See this bad bitch?  That’s Strega Nona, the baddest witch in town.  She has a motherfucking magic pot that continuously maks pasta unless you blow three kisses to it.  One day, some idiot Big Anthony decides to use the pot and forgets to blow three kisses, and the whole town is nearly destroyed before Strega Nona saves it.  Naturally, the punishment must fit the crime, so Strega Nona gives Big Anthony a fork and declares he must eat all of the pasta he made.
Strega Nona, one of the best books of my childhood.

See this bad bitch?  That’s Strega Nona, the baddest witch in town.  She has a motherfucking magic pot that continuously maks pasta unless you blow three kisses to it.  One day, some idiot Big Anthony decides to use the pot and forgets to blow three kisses, and the whole town is nearly destroyed before Strega Nona saves it.  Naturally, the punishment must fit the crime, so Strega Nona gives Big Anthony a fork and declares he must eat all of the pasta he made.

Strega Nona, one of the best books of my childhood.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY